Midterm Horoscopes
Aries: Studying this week should be a breeze with your sense of ambition. So let these midterms fly right on by.
Taurus: With lots of chicken nuggies and late night studying, you’ll be saying “midterms who?”
Gemini: Though you seem to have an answer for everything, now is not the time to use that ability. Save that for when you’re getting ticketed by campus police.
Cancer:
Nobody:
Cancer: You guys think I’ll still pass if I wing this midterm?
Leo: You obviously got this, so get that study group together and ace these midterms!
Virgo: You’ve been going so hard all semester you could do this midterm in your sleep.
Libra: We had a midterm?!? *panics in quizlet*
Scorpio: It is prime-time-grind-time, queen! You’ll be prepped for these midterms, but not without your face mask and 8 glasses of water.
Sagittarius: Strap-in, folks! While these other fools are stressing over exams you will be chilling and riding all this out.
Capricorn: Kissing up to your professors is finally going to pay off. Straight A’s it is!
Aquarius: You’ll lie and say you didn't have enough time for the exam, but we both know that you crammed so much the night before. Good luck sweetie!
Pisces: Tears, tissues, and tests! Just don’t wait until the night before to study (even though you probably still will).
Editor’s Note: This article is written for entertainment purposes only and should not be used to make life decisions. Please study for your midterms.
Photo by Michael Kuras.
