Horror-scopes: The signs in a haunted house
Now that your friends have convinced you to actually get out of the dorm this weekend, you’ve somehow managed to end up in a haunted house on Halloween. Here are the signs in a haunted house:
Aries (March 21st - April 19th): Punches every person who jumps out at them.
Taurus (April 20th - May 20th): Only came for a cool t-shirt.
Gemini (May 21st - June 20th): Tells friends it will be fine while screaming/crying.
Cancer (June 21st - July 22nd): Cries...a lot. Refuses to let go of friends’ hands.
Leo (July 23rd - August 22nd): Talks very loudly about how they could do better special effects.
Virgo (August 23rd - September 22nd): Complains about all the work they’re missing out on.
Libra (September 23rd - October 22nd): Hooks up with performers after the show.
Scorpio (October 23rd - November 21st): Works in the haunted house.
Sagittarius (November 22nd - December 21st): Organized the entire trip.
Capricorn (December 22nd - January 19th): Is the group leader.
Aquarius (January 20th - February 18th): Tries to out-perform the performers.
Pisces (February 19th - March 20th): Also crying, looking for an exit.
These horoscopes are written for entertainment purposes only.
